Kwaku Bonsam
The best player in the world, Portuguese star, Cristiano Ronaldo who
plays for Real Madrid FC of Spain is a major doubt to play against Ghana
in the world cup which kicks off next week in Brazil, all thanks to
Ghana's most dreaded witch doctor who has claimed responsibility for
Ronaldo's mystical injuries.
Ronaldo is such a threat that defenders often have sleepless nights
wondering how to stop the dazzling attacker but he always rubbishes them
at the end of the match.
In order to avoid facing C. Ronaldo in the World Cup, Ghana's most powerful witch doctor, Kwaku Bonsam, publicly claimed that he struck the player with the injury which might sideline him in the game against Portugal.
Kwaku said;
"I know what Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury is about, I’m working on him.
I am very serious about it. Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called Kahwiri Kapam.
I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana and the best thing I can do is to keep him out though injury.
This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual," he said. "Today, it is his knee, tomorrow it is his thigh, next day it is something else."However, responding to this, a powerful Portuguese high priest, Mel Sigurson, has vowed to take his revenge by injuring several Ghanian players.
Sigurson said;
"Ronaldo is a strong player, both physically and spiritually, but these injuries got me worried and at a time we are going to the World Cup.
I discovered that some of our World Cup opponents were responsible and am still working on the team. So I have decided to pay them back in their own coin with injuries.
The Germans have their own share and so does Ghana who will miss three top players for the World Cup. A defender, a goalkeeper and a striker will miss out on the World Cup, since they are bent on hurting Cristiano. They touch my key men, I touch their key men.
I will make sure I cause injury to their key players just like I did to Jerry who will miss the World Cup."
Cristiano Ronaldo
WOW! This is quite funny. The world cup is yet to kick-off but countries have already started playing against themselves. Let's see who wins this war of juju, LOL.
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